For years and years we’ve been a fan
The Seahawks call us their 12th “man”
We pack the seats, the beer we drink
The Kingdome, Qwest, and now the CLink
A rowdy crowd, we cheer with heart
Our only goal is their false start
So, how will this next season be?
Just ask the coach from U.S.C.
Please tell us Carroll, which QB will win?
Will it be Jackson, Wilson, or Flynn?
While some folks felt a little sick,
When they saw your first round draft pick
Bruce Irvin’s got a rowdy past?
Who cares, Pete said, he’s smokin’ fast!
But as a fan we must say thanks
For giving a shot to Brian Banks
And in this year, it would be fine
To rebuild the offensive line
If things get down, we’re in a pinch,
We’ll throw some Skittles down to Lynch
But Dear Coach Carroll, one last thing
We’d really like to get a ring
Not one of diamonds, or of gold,
But one with the words “Super Bowl”
Cause female fans, we’re just the same
For we’re not cheerleaders….we watch the game!