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In light of the horrendous 52 points given up by the Buffalo Bills to the Patriots this week, I’ve decided that instead of a recap (ie. Bills got beat by the Patriots, again), I would list 52 thoughts I had during the game, in chronological order.

I’m so excited for this game!

1. Fred Jackson and C.J. Spiller are both back!!
2. Ugh, here we go again.
3. It’s okay, let’s see what C.J. and Fred do.
4. Yay, we scored on them! Maybe this will be a close game!
5. OMG, we are going to win this game!
6. Should have picked up Scott Chandler for my fantasy team.
7. Ryan Fitzpatrick still needs to work on his interceptions.
8. We are really rolling, we’ll be 3-1, we’re going to the playoffs!
9. Patriots will be 1-3! Love it!
10. Patriots kicker is bad, but attractive.
11. Great catch by Fred! How’d he do that?
12. Going up by 14 going into halftime would be so great!
13. C.J. Spiller should not be in there!
14. It’s ok, we’re still ahead.
15. We’ll come out in the second half and hopefully continue to stop Brady and maybe win this game.  Oh, and unicorns exist.
16. Fitz needs his eyes checked, he must not be able to see the receivers.
17. Mario Williams has to do something.  Anything.
18. Good job offensive line.
19. Run defense has to be shored up immediately.
20. Secondary need to start actually covering receivers.
21. Pass rush.  Need some.
22. If it’s broke, fix it. Chan Gailey needs to learn how to make adjustments when things aren’t working.
23. When a ball is thrown on target by Fitz, the receivers have to catch it.
24. Can’t expect to win when you turn over the ball this many times.
25. Tom Brady is good.
26. This team needs to learn how to play from behind, and not only when momentum is on their side.
27. Stevie Johnson’s groin may be still aggravating him.
28. Pass rush. Please.
29. Need a leader on this team.  Someone to get them fired up.
30. Can’t stand Belichick’s hoodies.
31. Wow, Stevie is not happy with Fitzpatrick and/or himself.
32. Why does no one feel the need to cover Gronk?
33. If we scored instead of fumbling at the end of the 1^st half, maybe things would have been different.
34. Please pass rush!!! Just once!!!
35. What happens between the first and second half to make the Bills look so much worse?
36. Ouch! Hope Donald Jones is okay.
37. Nice, show Wilfork’s wife happily texting that her husband just killed a receiver on the field.
38. Mario Williams you need to at least TRY to get to Brady.
39. Really didn’t like seeing Cordy Glenn going down with an injury, he’s done so well.
40. Fitz, you are killing me with those interceptions.
41. Stop showing Wilfork’s wife texting.  Even the announcers have become bored with this game.
42. Where is Tavaris Jackson?
43. Last year’s win against the Patriots really was a miracle.
44. COVER GRONK.
45. Why isn’t there a mercy rule in the NFL?
46. Dave Wannstedt should be thisclose to getting fired, but he isn’t, because it’s the Bills.
47. Really?? Really??!!!
48. #$(^#*%^
49. Why did they have to get my hopes up in the first half?
50. Can’t believe I’m saying this but Chan, take a note from Rex Ryan and just show you’re upset with how horrible your team played.  Light a fire.
51. We need all the prayers we can get to win next game.

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Christine was born and raised in Western NY and now lives in Tonawanda, NY, a suburb of Buffalo. She’s been a Bills fan since birth, and was old enough to watch the famed four straight Superbowls as a kid with her family. Her favorite all time player is Andre Reed, and she has yet to meet him in person, but knows it will happen someday! She never misses a Bills game, whether she’s in the stands or watching on t.v. As any Bills fan, she’s eternally optimistic that this is their year!

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